Arcane arts…Gardening
It’s spring….officially. But you wouldn’t know it in Hobart today which is blanketed in thick white rainclouds leaking a miserable steady rain- and very chilly to boot!
However having had such a dry winter, it is wonderful to see the plants, trees and grass burst out into a verdant carpet virtually overnight- little green buds on my quince ( oooer Missus, I’d get that seen to!)
I have to say that is one of the things that enchanted me when I first came to Tasmania on a motorbike all those years ago (seems like yesterday!) and one of the reasons that I like it here…the intense palette of greens that compose the landscape,the bush and paddocks- a million hues, which shift and change with the light.
What blew me away when I first saw them ( remember I was just newly arrived city gal rubbernecking at everything) and still does, was the incredible apple orchards in the Huon Valley, which, when massively laden with thick clots of glossy ruby apples in season, are simply mouthwatering, visually….the sheer fecundity of the soil, the colours, abundance…it looks like every apple has been individually airbrushed by Disney’s Pixar studios, too perfect to believe to believe that they had not been “Photoshopped”!
The cows in the malachite green spring paddocks are the same, so clean and white against the intense verbiage…amazing, and no, I have not been hitting the apple cider that the region produces in order to wax lyrical! We do get our fabulous natural apple cider for our Apple Cider and Herb Conditioning Rinse from here however, and apart from bringing gloss and shine to your hair after using our natural soap shampoo bars could make a very fine salad dressing too!
One of the endearing things too, in Tassie, is the roadside apple/veggie/jam stalls, or my favourite- the fridge at Lucaston Orchards filled with their mouthwatering cloudy fresh apple juice- relying on honesty boxes ( admittedly these days much sturdier in construction, and bolted down securely) from which you can claim your prize and drive off happy.
All this produce speaks of one root and branch activity ( forgive the pun) which is a mystery to me…gardening.
Tasmania has some of Australia’s most fabulous gardens I gather,but I’m afraid this arcane art form is lost on me..all I can produce is twitch ( couchgrass for northern hemisphere readers I believe) these days on my little quarter acre suburban plot, due to lack of activity/interest.
Unfortunate really, since my grandmother produced a massive crop of veggies that fed us all when I was little, and a remember hours pleasantly spent in a companionable silence shucking ( and surreptitiously eating) sweet, crunchy peas.
I began well, and upon buying the house 15 years ago, enthusiastically planted an apothecary garden, with a particular emphasis on bee attracting plants, an obvious choice given my interest in and use of herbs in the business, but soon found out that apart from the fact that weeds ALWAYS win, that constant maintainence was required.
Boring, boring boring.
I just don’t get it…all that backbreaking weeding, it is relentless, and quickly buggers your hands, if like me you have the beginnings of arthritis from screwing the lids onto a million jars of face cream!
I therefore only planted those things that I use a lot of like Kaffir lime, lemon savory ( DIVINE with fish/chicken) bay and rosemary, which are all very hardy and require NO attention.
My pomegranate tree has struggled in the cold, but produced small fruit despite the inattention, and I have to say I am just stunned by my quince tree, which produced a whole 12 ( count ‘em!) quinces last year ( WOW!)….I had never tried the fruit until I moved to Aus, but it is simply the most delicious thing in the whole world gently stewed in a slow cooker with star anise and cinnamon for 8 hours to a rose blush/ruby red succulent tenderness….and slathered with thick creamy Greek Yogurt topped with pistachios and sumac…Oh. My. Gawd.
I definitely enjoy looking at a well maintained garden, but just don’t want to engage with it physically ( too time poor) but can see that if you had time, it would be very rewarding, and also produce a fine crop of veggies…and luckily we produce a very fine range of Gardener’s products to erase the traces of your labour and soothe the dry scratched hands of those that enjoy it
Our Gardener’s balm has been reported to have myriad soothing uses, and many mechanics swear by our Gardener’s scrub to clean deep seated dirt. Have a look at our Gardener’s special on for spring right now, and treat yourself or someone you love!


