Funky Chicken hair
Oh dear…after all my bleating on about loving your hair in previous posts, I saw some photos that a client had done for publicity for his business…what a sight.
I looked like Marge Simpson meets Miss Marple with my ageing updo. I was obviously delusional, thinking that for years I looked like funky boho….more like no no!
Hence got desperate last week and had a radical haircut which was supposed to be a 70′s Feathercut- that looked great on me in…er…the 70′s!
When I get up in the morning I look like a a chicken that has been crushed between two pillows..
Who am I &%$#@*** kidding?
What was I thinking???
After considerable time consuming primping and narcissistic messing about with wax concoctions/experiments ( the very thing I was trying to avoid)I still look like a mutant cockatoo, and it certainly isn’t the cutting edge middle aged funkster I fondly hoped myself to be….now have to live with this for 3 months until it grow enough to be restyled into something vaguely acceptable.
One side effect is however that I now understand why clients LOVE our shampoo bars, and say that they last so long ( one guy buys one of our fabulous beer shampoo bar once a year!!) …all I need now is a one pass slick of any of our truly natural shampoo bars in our new Shampoo Sampler pack, or the new Moroccan Mud Bar/Tasmanian Bush Leaves ( both fabulous new products by the way) over my minimally hirsute bonce and I’m done!
Drying takes 1.5 minutes with a hairdryer (avoiding the pink scalpy bits!!) so I guess that’s a bonus.
As Australians say, “one day a rooster, next day a feather duster”, ain’t that the truth, baby!!
But hey it’ll grow back….pass me that head sized paper bag would you?