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Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

Funky Chicken hair

Oh dear…after all my  bleating on about loving your hair in previous posts, I saw some photos that a client had done for publicity for his business…what a sight.
I looked like Marge Simpson meets Miss Marple with my ageing updo. I was obviously delusional, thinking that for years I looked like funky boho….more like no no!
Hence got desperate last week and had a radical haircut which was supposed to be a 70’s Feathercut- that looked great on me in…er…the 70’s!
When I get up in the morning I look like a a chicken that has been crushed between two pillows..
Who am I   &%$#@***  kidding?
What was I thinking???
After considerable time consuming primping and narcissistic messing about with wax concoctions/experiments ( the very thing I was trying to avoid)I still look like a mutant cockatoo, and it certainly isn’t the cutting edge middle aged funkster I fondly hoped myself to be….now have to live with this for 3 months until it grow enough to be restyled into something vaguely acceptable.
One side effect is however that I now understand why clients LOVE our shampoo bars, and say that they last so long ( one guy buys one of our fabulous beer shampoo bar once a year!!) …all I need now is a one pass slick of  any of our truly natural shampoo bars in our new Shampoo Sampler pack, or the new Moroccan Mud Bar/Tasmanian Bush Leaves ( both fabulous new products by the way) over my minimally hirsute bonce  and I’m done!

Drying takes 1.5 minutes with a hairdryer (avoiding the pink scalpy bits!!) so I guess that’s a bonus.

As Australians say, “one day a rooster, next day a feather duster”, ain’t that the truth, baby!!

But hey it’ll grow back….pass me that head sized paper bag would you?

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

the unkindest cut of all

“Doth not nature itself teach you, that if a man have long hair it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her. wrote Saint Paul to the people of Corinth (I Corinthians 11:14-15)”

This is what I found when I banged “symbolism of hair” into Google musing on this bloggy thing I am now writing- forget which site so a credit to wherever it is found- and first up I am an atheist, so am not quoting that for religious reasons.
Interesting though!
Obligatory short hair in middle age…what IS that all about?

As soon as you hit middle age, and the catalogues for weird beige clothing, and useless items like toeclippers used by those that cannot bend start to plop on to your doormat unbidden.
How do these people get your details? Is there a list for old fogeys that you somehow have ( wrongly!) been placed on?

The oddest thing is the pressure to cut your hair, or as a hissy queen of my aquaintance told me “get something modern!!” and, in my eyes, conform to the stereotype of a sexless middleaged invisible woman- just oblige society would you, and get neutered.
This is not to say that there aren’t some incredibly sexy women with very short spiky white/blonde hair ( you know who you are Tamara!) who look just sensational…

But I do not want to look like a suburban matron ( mutton dressed as lamb) or a woman who wears sensible shoes….which is how I feel I would look if I went the same way.
I cling to my shoulder length hair ( formerly shorter and permed relentlessly for 40 years can you believe it!) like a limpet to a rock, resisting multiple cries to get with the program..fondly thinking that I can still coquettishly toss my tresses with the best of the girls in the hilarious shampoo ads.
We all know older women who still have LONG beautiful salt and pepper grey hair but society definitely dislikes it- why do you think that is?

I am a totally low maintainance gal which is half the issue really- roll out of the shower, on with the BB moisture cream, hair upswept up into a ( stylishly bohemian I like to think) topknot, on with the eyebrows ( Joan Crawford has got nothing on me!!) and out of the door.
I am repelled by all the slimy synthetic silicon gunk that would be required to sculpt and give shape ( mostly like an electrocuted chicken from what I see on the street) to a short style, and being a rotund individual I need height, baby! to balance my chubby little face.
And it has to be said, I grew my hair, and stopped the hated “perming” 2 years ago especially to experience the sensual joy of hairbrushing again, and to finally own a Mason Pearson hairbrush at long last.
Having fondled them in Harrods years ago, I thought, I’m worth it, and I DESERVE a Rolls Royce hairbrush now, I’ve earned it- so I introduced them to our range!
And they are expensive, no doubt about it, but worth every penny for how it feels, and what it does to your hair.
This is the ultimate brush that you can pass on as an heirloom to your daughter- indeed such is the quality that the company will recondition the brush and “service” it so that it will last virtually forever, something you never see in our throwaway plastic society.
If you look at Mason Pearson’s website www.masonpearson.com all the benefits are there, but the experience isn’t and that is what makes it so special.
It is SOOOOOOO relaxing- a nightly ritual that Victorian era women espoused as the secret to healthy glossy hair ( 100 strokes from root to tip with the head hung down to improve blood flow) and I am living proof that it works- AMAZING, and I swear helps me to sleep better, scalp tingling and feeling all glowy ( but let’s not go there)

My hair is growing faster, and is the best that it has ever been, so hairbrushing with a beautiful brush,combined with our BB shampoo bars and Applecider and Herb Conditioning Rinse, is the ultimate combo treat for naturally healthy hair.